Los Angeles Organization of Ultimate Teams

Drunken Reedcap from Hades vs Aphrodite on June 13

Jun 14th, 2017 | By | Category: Game Recaps, Summer League

I’m giving this ReedCap its own post because it’s long and should really get its own space.  As should Reed when he’s drunk.

first things fist……Kumba =

 Morton  Salt

(“wait until he sprinkles the salt”)

RecapReedbut juliakumba jonsin and me also won in a weeeird game of shuffle board so we cool….

second things second….The Haitians on Hades can straight up flat ball. dont bring your zone here. DONT”!!!! zone is a joke. DONTE!!!! Dante! inferno. burn yo ….rap m&M …WE GOT NO BAD PLAYAS!

Red – Aphrodite. fucking  amazing game. the most competitive spirtied game combo nation of the 2 ive eva playerd. i think only two calls made all gaeme. … one out of bounda calle that sent back. no bigggeee. and another i gfoerget.

…….sriusly thoghb game ended with AFRO on offense down 13-14 and magic mike stopped the first hucjk all game. for real if u want to stop red, dont let big guy and gat hat guy throw deep to ladies. they weilll crush u . but mike finally put the kibosh! and then hokey assstit s on the hock, offfneseive almost bookends?!4

wish all games could be that nice and fun, and clean…..hope i dont play the cody jons…..Red is a class act of a team

ok, so main main thing is that jean frazier wants to wrestle me nakes like ancien grece olimpics. authntic. for the toga party…history…olive oil….



3rd…whT A GAME. i’m home now, but madn….

kumbas gereat….but she got me in trouble cuz i got a deal with the bartedned, but then she tried to bring a bottle of angel city whatver crap beer into the bar and got yelled at ani got flack…and d i and sober helped chug it outseide….but then i got yelled at not cool. but we won at shuffle board….cool again….but then bitched about my subs…not cool.

now i’m home Nayeli Saldancesundancefilmvestibulesalnda is an angel for driving me home…she asleep now, got work 2morrow, not me.

so glad teams came to the barrrel. tell the old guys to tell u some storeis about that place. i did my 1st karaoke their ever…alcoh0ol by BNL wen i was on horizonatl and ironic cause i didnt drink alcihol at the time..

ok, at earlier before i drunk… i sober  copied some quetes cause i knew this’d happen….from an email for sun for a reeeeeeedcap….here they are to close…


Ah, the mirthless laugh of the damned.

In Hesiod‘s Theogony, Aphrodite was created from the sea foam (aphros) produced by Uranus‘s genitals, which had been severed by Cronusto the last I grapple with thee; from hell’s heart I stab at thee; for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee.

and yet steadfastly shot her red hell further and further into the blackness of the sea and the night, and scornfully champed the white bone in her mouth, and viciously spat round her on all sides; then the rushing Pequod, freighted with savages, and laden with fire, and burning a corpse, and plunging into the blackness of darkness, seemed the material counterpart of her monomaniac commander’s soul.

i ilk dick,…..mobuy>?””””

…sp all in all to re reedcap this all. red was a great team…watch ouot for hucks. black was a sliugbhtly better team….watch out for HELLLLL!!!!

but most impirtantly ….

see u n HELLLL!!!

love hades

ps. love reed

I have no words.  Oh, but there’s more.

P.S. we had a fukin gr8 turnoput that the barrel and i may not have another bost bar night this season….fluke night of for me….but keeep going ot the barrel and giving them love.

karaoke on wednesdays and fridays.

they will hook u up if u say uwith your with ultimate frsibee.

tell em Danielle said it sococoool.


fuuuck… jst realised we hav e a game on thirdsay …
nverdmind about how good we are…

just let us throw ddeeep on you all day….we cant throw the deep ball….we are all tired and sore….take and away the uner and u wuill win, and go home early…

fuck…i’ sore.


ppppp.s i;m a little sober now.

Danielle , bartender at the barrel knows a lot about TCM. i threw trivia after trivia questionat her. I’m kind of a film nerd, cleassics mostly. she could not be stumped and beat me on a lot. at the end of the night she put Witness for the Prosectustion ojn the tv (marlene deitricht) and gave a thesis on it.

i’m in awe!

she’s the real deal. tip her well!!

i think she works sunday – tuesday


totally dober now. watching always unny in phil.

as i left the bar i said goodby to dillon patten and shook his hand godbye . Gave him the trump pull in. he collapsed like a rag doll. i ouyttumped HIM! he’s weak!!! I Justin TRUEdoghed him!!!.

ok, ;..,,,,jsut cracked another beer.




frankie roooooohhhhhhh!!!!

crakinnnn beers

And scene.

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