Aphrodite vs ChronosJul 12th, 2017 | By AndyBandit | Category:
Lots of discussion last night before the game of whether or not you could (or should) use the 2-point power on defense. The discussion was based around trying to guess if Aphrodite would use the two-point power on defense to start the game to stop Chronos from using it on offense. It was an interesting debate.
In many of the previous games this week, the 2-point power was not used on the first point. In fact, it wasn’t used until the second half of at least one game. But it was pretty clear last night it was going to get used on the first point. It was just a matter of who would get to use it first. The rules are that the first team to get 7 on the line for the opening point can pick a power if they like. Of course, they don’t have to. But if both teams want to, that’s the decider on who gets to call it first.
And now, here’s Crunch, who I finally got to meet last night after reading all her awesome Crunchcaps. She’s been on hiatus but returns to grace our pages again:
WELCOME BACK TO THE ONE, THE ONLY, CRUNNNCCHHHH CAPPPPPP FOR ALL YUR SUMMER LEAGUE DEEETZ
Has it been a while? Yes, yes indeed. Too long. BUT HAVE NO FEAR I HAVE RETURNED WITH MY ULTIMATE SUMMER LEAGUE EXPERTISE, LETS BEGIN
On the twelfth night of the seventh month in the year two thousand seventeen, around the twentieth AND A HALF hour, took place a BATTLE of the Frisbee kind between CHRONOS, God of Time, and APHRODITE, Goddess of Love.
CHRONOS crushed not only the game, but also the bar (the opposing team less fond of the post game festivity) SOME SAVAGE karaoke talents from CASTRO, ROBIN, DOT, MYSELF, THE BUDLIGHT BANDIT, AND FRIAR WICK. If I missed any of you Chrosingers, sorry not sorry. @SHERRY WHERES UR KAROAKE GAME AT CHEER CAPTAIN!?
ALSO, highkey Andy Bandit’s appearance at the game and, more importantly, the bar was delightful. Homie can SING, also great stage performance. Overall I’d give you the ticket to Hollywood…oh wait, we are basically already here. Lololol.
ON TO THE SAVAGE REPORT:
CHRONOS came in blazin bustin out the DOS PUNTOS POWER RIGHT OFF THE BAT….
But Aphrodite tried HIT BACK IMMEDIATELY HA-CHA! WITH THE PROMETHEUS POWER TO STEAL DOT FROM THE TIME LINE!
However, Aphrodite’s efforts came to no avail cuz Chronos CRUMPLED THEM, MOVING THAT DISC UP THE FIELD after STEVE WICK was brought to the line.
That 2-0 start, to trading a few points, to CHRONOS’ 3 BREAK RUUUNNNNN! Lit.
ERIC MUTHAFUCKIN SIEGEL had MONSTER MOVEMENT! Chrohomie was working Aphrodite’s zone-y Cup D and threw a DIME of a HAMMER (hammmmmmerrr timmmmee) for a swing! GOOD OL’ GLADIATOR also made some fine scores in the endzone! Lovin the consistency
WELL BUTTER MY BUTT AND CALL ME A BISCUIT! HAZEL GOT A MONSTER ENDZONE D TIPPING THE DISC OUT OF ENEMY HANDS, YEEEEET!
Okay, okay, so STEVE WICK a regular on the SAVAGE REPORT was very consistent, very nice movement. The FRIAR (that’s right, he officiates weddings – but lowkey drunk), however, learned a lesson or two about THROWING TO WIDE OPEN PLAYERS IN THE ENDZONE. Homie BUTCHERED, and I mean chopped up a live chicken butchered, an easy flick to a defenderless, wide open (and I mean no one else even in the endzone yet) Leah. ON the endzone line, he threw it right over her head. BUT THAT’S OKAY cuz ROBIN, ON THE SAME POINT, REDEEMED CHRONOS, AND SHOWED FRIAR WICK HOW ITS DONE with the SAME EXACT SITUATION (like carbon copy) and completing the flick. NONETHELESS, STEVE ‘TIS OKAY. YOU SANG BEAUTIFULLY WITH ME AT THE BAR TO MAKE UP FOR IT…AND REMEMBER, DON’T. STOP. BELIEVIN’.
ON THE OPPOSING SIDE:
APHRODITE as an ENTIRE TEAM had some SIIIICCKKK LAYOUTS CATCHES AND SAVES. Some points I would be all like OH SHIT THAT’S A TURN, but then all the sudden OHHHHHHHH SHIIIITTTTT THAT BID!!! You really know how to rock a girls socks Mighty Aphrodite.
ALSO, HIGHLIGHTTTT PLAYYYY was the DIME FLICK HUCK for a SAVAGGGEEEE SNAG by CORTEZ in the endzone . . . FOR THE MUHFUCKIN SCORE (ish, cuz she tapped it on the line, but bb I thought you were in from a million miles away)
Overall, Chronos took half 8-3, GOT KINDA ZEE BOP ZOOED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SECOND HALF, but proved strong to finish it off at 15-11.
HOWEVER it is important to NOTE (final note) the lights were going to turn off very close to the end of the game, the last point. With Chronos pulling to Aphrodite, Chronos expected to just finish up the point quick and easy. HOWEVER, ALL THE SUDDEN APHRODITE PLAYERS STARTED WALKING OFF THE FIELD. With a woman down on A TURN, play stopped! At the stoppage of play, Chronos’ players were eager to finish and score before the lights turned off, while Aphrodite players began walking off (in fact, one dude seeming to angrily BARGE off)…Unclear as to what lack of communication or possibly spirit there was, but there were no hard feelings as we packed up on the sideline and traded cheers! SO YAASSSSS
That will be all from this week’s CRUNCH CAP peace out hoes ^o^
“Homie BUTCHERED, and I mean chopped up a live chicken butchered, an easy flick…” Brilliant.
Love this girl’s work.
Chronos has maybe their best first half yet. Before this game they’ve been a clear second half team, getting a -8 point diff in the first halves and +7 in the back halves. It’s gotta be nice to not be playing from behind for once.
|July 12, 2017||8:00 pm||Summer League||2017|
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