Chronos vs UranusAug 3rd, 2017 | By AndyBandit | Category:
Final recap before tomorrow. This is your final Crunch Cap of the year:
WELCOMEEEE BACKKK HOES TO ANOTHER CRUNCH CAP FUR ALLL UR SUMMUR LEAGUE DEETZ!
On the third night of the eighth month in the year two thousand seventeen vaguely around the twentieth hour took place ANOTHER ULTIMATE BATTLE of the frisbee kind between URANUS, GOD OF THE BUTTHOLE jk jk GOD OF THE SKY versus Chronos, GOD OF TIME.
HERE’S DA SAVAGE REPORT:
FRIAR STEEEEVVVVEEEEEEE, MUTHA FUCKIN STEVE WICK, THE MAN HIMSELF……HOMIE GOT HIS SECOND! SECNOND, NOT FIRST! SECOND CALLLLLLAHHAAAANNNNNNN OF THE SEASON, oh fuck. Fur real tho this shit was fuckin savage, a FILTHY snag!
Ya girl Crunchy here learned how to actually be an effective front of the stack, so like ^o^ for learning and making plays
CHRONOS was BUSTIN OUT push passes ALLLLL NIGHT, like tbh no clue wtf was going on, but the passes were a pushin’ ANYWHO, YUNG TIT aka TATTOO, TATTY, BUDLIGHT BANDIT, you get the point, COMES OUT FLAMING WITH THE RISKY BIZNESS FIRST POINT and FORCEFULLY SHOVED A PUSH PASS TO DOT (“jamming it into my belly”-Dot) for the score! HIGHHHKEYYY gave me a heart attack, but I mean a score is a score…. “I had faith in my receiver and my push pass” – Tat
BACK TO THE SAVAGE, the CHRONOS WOMEN were all on fire last night! BUT A SHOUTOUT TO LEAH AND SHERRY for playing EXCEPTIONALLY SAVAGE! Consistent, making plays, working that discy disc! ESSENTIAL TO THE CHROFLOW
SOME HIGHLIGHTS FOR THE SKY GODS:
Well this first one is a FUNLIGHT cuz L M A O poor KJ was just trying to secure the disc when it was hucked OB, and HOMIE SLIPPED ON DA HARD ASS CONCRETE AND GOT BOPPED, ugh I felt so bad, but also LOWKEYYYY hilarious! He was a TOTAL CHAMP tho and got back up, brushed it off, and kept playing…HIGHKEYYYY IF IT TWAS ME, I WOULDA TAKEN THE L.
TRACY caught a big huck deep, and threw for the score! Homie ROASTED me deep, sad crunchy. BUT SAVAGE TRACY
MAGGIE was MOVIN DAT DISCY DISC ALLLLL NIGHT
ALSOOOO, Uranus yossed out some major bracketing on our vert and POACHY D on the Chronos women that was SUPER EFFECTIVE
However, CHRONOS CAME IN HAAWWWTTTT and TOOK THE BIG W ending DIS BIZNESS 15-12! YEEEEEET
AS FOR THE POWERS, I’m p sure we only used one. THE CHANGE THE DISC INTO A DIFFERENT FLAT ROUND PLASTIC THINGY POWER! L M A FUCKIN O, this point lasted 5EVER! Uranus brought an AEROBIE….DIS SHIT FLEW like over the fence 50 BILLION TIMES and yung robin of Chronos went runnin with the rabbits to go get it everytime (homie legit is a parkour prodegy or someten AND there were bunnies on the other side SO CUTE AHHH)
I HAVE JUST BEEN INFORMED that the other power was indeed used, lol. I was unaware, but URANUS used the sub power….no more commentary on that cuz I have no recollection…
ANYWHO, the bar was DOPEARINO! A good turnout, AND I LEARNED TO PLAY DARTS…..AND WON! WITH MA CHROYO STEVE WICK! (we didn’t actually finish the game, but we closed out everything except the Bullseye) EAT THAT SHERRY AND PAPA! Jk lol HIGHKEY was not lookin good for TEAM PEACHES (me and steve) at the beginning….
ANOTHER NOTE: ROBIN HOOD may have nice prices, BUT IT HAS SOME JANK ASS “CHICKEN TENDERS”
DO NOT ORDER “CHICKEN TENDERS”, I REPEAT, DO NOT ORDER THE JANK “CHICKEN TENDERS”. You will be served lies.
P.s. this crunch cap is being done VERY last minute, and in the middle of work, sorry Ross (Ross is my boss…hehe rhymes) IF I MISSED ANY SICK HIGHLIGHTS, I deeply apologize.
And that ends it for this week’s CRUNCH CAP peace out hoez ^o^
A classic to end on. Thanks everyone for all the recaps you did all year. I loved reading them. It was so much fun. Reed said it right. This was a Renaissance for Summer League recaps. Great season everyone. Can’t wait to see you tomorrow.
|August 3, 2017||8:00 pm||Summer League||2017|