Slacksgiving 2015Nov 16th, 2015 | By AndyBandit | Category: Pick Up Games
Hello to everyone in the LA ultimate community!
I’m pleased to announce that SLACKSGIVING will be on us again, making its annual appearance onWednesday, November 25, at Hahamongna Watershed Park in Pasadena. In case you’ve forgotten what this is or how it works, Slacksgiving is an annual afternoon of fun ultimate brought to you by the good folks of Slacker Wednesday (our motto: “It works because you don’t.”) We start around midday and go, basically, till we can’t see the disc. So whatever time your evil boss lets you out of work, make a beeline for Haha — we’ll be waiting for you.
Also waiting will be abundant food, drink, friends, family, dogs, and anything/anyone else you care to bring. Never has there been a Slacksgiving without two full fields of play (and plenty of Patron) and the only thing that I think could stop us this year is El Nino suddenly shows up, but I don’t see that happening, so whatever.
Veterans of Slacksgiving know that there’s always a charity component, too. This year is no exception, so please plan on donating some non-perishable foodstuffs (cans, cartons, sacks and bags — any unopened package that can survive without refrigeration) and help us…
Door of Hope is an awesome local social services organization with the vision and mission to “Equip Homeless Families to Rebuild Their Lives.” All your surplus bags of fava beans (they go well with a nice Chianti, Clarisse), boxes of Oreo knock-offs from the 99¢ Store (Moreos? Ignoreos?), and cans or jars of Pickled Particulars will go a long way toward helping the Door of Hope feed their clients, so get your goody bag going now, and put it by the door where you won’t forget it on the day.
Please everyone, help SPREAD THE WORD! Especially to all your working-stiff ultimate buddies who never get to play in the middle of the day in the middle of the week, and/or random out-of-towners coming home for the holiday — tell them to pack their cleats! The morer the merrierer, yeah?
Questions, comments, observations? Send ’em my way: email@example.com. Otherwise, clear your calendar and make sure all your friends and loved ones know that you are NOT TO BE DISTURBED on Slacksgiving Wednesday. It’s the — OMG — 13th annual SLACKSGIVING ULTIMATE SPECTACULAR AND FOOD DRIVE FOR DOOR OF HOPE.
Thirteen years…yeesh…that’s a whole shit-ton of Slacking. I really should get a job.
Keep ’em flying. -jv
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